I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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