i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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