i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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