Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You coming home soon, man?
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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