What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Randomize
