a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sober January is a disaster.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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