So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
it was like his penis was on wheels.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
