Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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