i just google imaged poop.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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