last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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