About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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