at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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