mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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