Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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