Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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