You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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