butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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