dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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