everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
is it fun? or sober?
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