it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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