Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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