So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize