We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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