? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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