My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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