she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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