Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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