He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There's always time for handjobs
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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