I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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