apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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