No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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