Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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