I'm jealous of your bromance
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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