What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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