She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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