Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
