I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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