butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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