No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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