ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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