YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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