Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
