He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
