awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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