This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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