So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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