why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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