How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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