On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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