I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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