i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
