no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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