My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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