Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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